Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Prometheus (2012)

We came from them. They will come for us.
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 What kind of movie?
Horror? Sci-Fi? A prequel?
Only Ridley knows

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Carnival of Souls (1962)

Is there death after life?
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Drag-race off a bridge?
Your friends died but you survived?
Might want to think twice.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Nightbreed (1990)

Lori thought she knew everything about her boyfriend... Lori was wrong!
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Where the monsters go.
David Cronenburg acting?
Stylish Barker dream.
Phee

Monday, August 27, 2012

Cabin In The Woods (2011)

If an old man warns you not to go there... make fun of him.
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A horror movie?
Or meta-commentary?
Both!  Watch the white-board...
bav

Friday, September 2, 2011

Altered States (1980)

When he heard his cry for help it wasn't human.
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Lots of drugs taken.
Lots of isolation, too.
Turns into monkey.
Phee

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Videodrome (1983)

First it controlled her mind, then it destroyed her body... Long live the new flesh!
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Cronenburg's awesome.
Body horror brainwashing -
Long live the new flesh!
Phee

Strangeland (1998)

Let the ritual begin.
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To permanently
defeat Dee Snider you must
flambe him, not lynch.
bav

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...A year later their footage was found.
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| IMDB


When this first came out,
Some thought it's true. MARKETING!
Silly audience.
bav



Shaky camera work,
Shot on a shoe-string budget -
Summer blockbuster.
bav

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

They're Back From The Grave and Ready To Party!
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Dead, naked punker
Dances as her friends call for
More paramedics
bav

The Thing (1982)

Look closely at your neighbours. Don't trust anybody
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It looked like a dog
Now it wants life forms on Earth
Slimy and screamy
Phee