Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Madman stabs and kills
Yet somehow revives career
Of Drew Barrymore
Josh Burge
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Scream (1996)
Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Madman stabs and kills
Yet somehow revives career
Of Drew Barrymore
Josh Burge
The Hunger (1983)
Nothing Human Loves ForeverRotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Shouldn't trust a vamp
No such thing as eternal
Even for Bowie
Josh Burge
The Exorcist (1973)
Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Not a brain tumor
It's definitely Satan
He's pretty pissed too
Josh Burge
Poltergeist (1982)
They're here.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Television steals
The souls of blonde little girls
That midgets steal back
Josh Burge
Static on TV.
Special effects in the hall.
Eaten by a tree.
Phee
Friday, March 26, 2010
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
To avoid fainting keep repeating, it's only a movie... only a movie... only a movie... only a movie...Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Nuclear bug spray
Drives babies into frenzy
And raises the dead.
bav
Død snø (2009)
Ein! Zwei! Die!Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Zombie Nazis rise
When students steal their treasure.
Don't go to Norway.
bav
Alien (1979)
In space no one can hear you scream.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
A mobile penis
Leaps from egg onto a face.
Oops, there goes John Hurt.
bav
E.T. bukkake,
Ridley Scott pregnancy film.
What strange fantasies.
bav
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Yeah, I killed my Mama...Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Very life-like film.
Incest and family grossness.
Is that a suit case?
Phee
Incubo Sulla Città Contaminata (1980)
Don't Get Caught "Alive"Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Zombies that drive cars
Zombies, or are they angry mutes?
They shoot guns as well
Phee
Twilight (2008)
When you can live forever what do you live for?Rotten Tomotoes | IMDB
I will not watch this.
Do I look like a tween girl?
Stop the Mary-Sue.
bav
Can this really be
What some women think they want?
I feel so healthy.
Saechalyn
Let The Right One In
Is an imperative, kids.
Real vamps don't sparkle.
Jent
Teen from broken home
finds personal heroin
in sparkly vampire
Djen
Mormon bloodsucker
Will not fuck own teen girlfriend
Till she marries him
Djen
Near Dark (1987)
Killing you would be easy, they'd rather terrify you...forever.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Don't kiss the girl - oops!
Cast of Aliens are vamps...
We keep odd hours.
Phee
Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages (1922)
Benjamin Christensens stora film.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Witches and Satan
Documentary - black white
Creepy old lighting
Phee
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
At 30,000 feet, snakes aren't the deadliest thing on this plane.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Motherfucking snakes
On a motherfucking plane.
Sam Jackson, bitches!
Jent
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Unspeakable Horrors From Outer Space Paralyze The Living And Resurrect The Dead!Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Space zombies attack,
Alien plot creates them.
Tor will eat your face.
bav
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Halloween (2007)
Evil Has A DestinyRotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Rob Zombie crapfest
Michael is not 7 feet!
Or a troubled child.
bav
Friday the 13th (1980)
You'll wish it were only a nightmare...Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
First rule of camping:
Don't have sex or you will die.
Mom is the killer.
bav
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Demonicus (2001)
Demon Gladiator From Hell...Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Dead gladiator...
Horrible piece of shit film
Not 'bad in fun way'
bav
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
When the undead rise, civilization will fall.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
My only question:
When did zombies get so fast?
Crunchings and munchings.
bav
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
She is the only one who can stop it... if she fails, no one survives.Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB
Robert Englund turns
Johnny Depp - a blood geyser
With fistful of knives
bav
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