Altered States (1980)

When he heard his cry for help it wasn't human.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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Lots of drugs taken.
Lots of isolation, too.
Turns into monkey.
Phee

Videodrome (1983)

First it controlled her mind, then it destroyed her body... Long live the new flesh!
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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Cronenburg's awesome.
Body horror brainwashing -
Long live the new flesh!
Phee

Strangeland (1998)

Let the ritual begin.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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To permanently
defeat Dee Snider you must
flambe him, not lynch.
bav

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...A year later their footage was found.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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When this first came out,
Some thought it's true. MARKETING!
Silly audience.
bav

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Shaky camera work,
Shot on a shoe-string budget -
Summer blockbuster.
bav

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

They're Back From The Grave and Ready To Party!
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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Dead, naked punker
Dances as her friends call for
More paramedics
bav

The Thing (1982)

Look closely at your neighbours. Don't trust anybody
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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It looked like a dog

Now it wants life forms on Earth

Slimy and screamy
Phee

Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

On St. Valentine's Day in 1900, a party of schoolgirls set out to picnic at Hanging Rock. ...Some were never to return.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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Scarier than most

horror types. quiet puzzle.

Haunting and unknown.

Phee

Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008)

Not your parent's opera.
Rotten Tomatoes | IMDB

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Campy musical.
Watch as Paris Hilton's face
Slides right off her skull.
bav

Return of Horror Haiku Reviews

As all 3 of you who pay attention to this site may have noticed, we've been dormant for over a year. In that time, the proprietors have been dealing with the aftermath of the Econopocalypse.

Thanks to those that have asked about "What happened to the haiku project?" We haven't forgotten about it, but unfortunately it's had to take a back-seat while aspects of ReaLife(TM) were being taken care of.

Things are finally settling down a bit, which means more silly haikus about questionable movies coming in the future.

On a related note, special congratulations to Jent on securing full-time work with GeekChic. If you're a tabletop gamer with extra money to burn, I recommend checking out their selection of luxury gaming tables and supply storage options. If you don't have extra money (and we here feel your pain), still go check out their site and drool while you consider your stack of milk-crates.

Then have a good cry, it will make you feel better. We won't tell.

-bav

Sleep Away (2006)

Deader living through chemistry.
Spygirl Pix | IMDB

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Blowing a deadline?
Get high on mail-order drugs
And release zombies.
bav

Note: This is an independent film, available on Youtube. Click the photo to watch.